You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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