I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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