i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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