Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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