she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
