its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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