Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The air taste purple.
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