I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
