Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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