I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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