Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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