porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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