I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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