U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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