Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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