normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he fucked my hip out of place.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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