yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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