He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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