She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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