idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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