Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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