Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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