If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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