How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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