Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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