Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
