I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have tasted many bathrooms
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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