Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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