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(917): View more from New York City

She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.

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(815): View more from Illinois

So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)

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(631): View more from New York

Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.

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(925): View more from California

After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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(404): View more from Georgia

Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.

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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook

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(765): View more from Indiana

Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?

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