Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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