I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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