were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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