she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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