either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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