i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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