ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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