i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he puts the penis in happiness.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
soo... how was my night?
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