i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
well you can't waste a boner
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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