Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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