Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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