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(310): View more from California

if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(317): View more from Indiana

he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking

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(631): View more from New York

Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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(206): View more from Washington

I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions

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(972): View more from Texas

Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend

(972): View more from Texas

Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!

(214): View more from Texas

I thought you were asking for a friend

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