Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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