Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Let's get the cat blown out
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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