Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
sex in a hospital.. check
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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