Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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