naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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