And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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