If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
