New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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