i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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